Despite the annoying lines, hordes of people, impossible parking and mediocre dessert reviews, I like Urth Cafe. I mean, I have nothing against it. I want to give them a glowing review for some knock-your-socks-off dessert. I just haven’t had one there yet. Take this Napoleon pastry, for example. It was fine, mild, lovely, Average. I didn’t swoon in a puddle of buttery flakes, salty flecks and dusted sugar. No, I noshed on this bland but pleasant mound with friends while bopping my from side to side. It was fine, there, edible.. but worth it? Probably not.